And you thought the Sherlock Holmes movie was overkill.

So take a moment to imagine that you are a vampire. You're doing pretty well for yourself, living in a dungeon with the rest of your sire's clan. Sure you've had some problems with over vampires trying to claim your territory, but you've taken care of that. You've come off pretty well in a world of kill or be killed. Then you and your clan are sitting around minding your own business when:

You get your ass kicked by Jonathan fucking Harker.

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